This guy is hot? Matt Rife

The NY Times' "comedy critic" must be straight because he's written an entire article about handsome comedians and how Matt Rife is one of them, and I'm thinking, uh, no. (It's a gift link.) Meh. Pasta without salt. Bland bland bland.

The NY Times' "comedy critic" must be straight because he's written an entire article about handsome comedians and how Matt Rife is one of them, and I'm thinking, uh, no. (It's a gift link.)

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by Anonymousreply 38December 31, 2023 7:20 PM

Meh. Pasta without salt. Bland bland bland.

by Anonymousreply 1November 16, 2023 5:18 PM

I can relate, my beauty is my curse.

by Anonymousreply 2November 16, 2023 5:51 PM

Hot in the context of comics. Does he talk about anything else?

by Anonymousreply 3November 16, 2023 5:55 PM

"them, and I'm thinking, uh, no."

You should be a writer, OP. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 4November 16, 2023 6:03 PM

He has tight body but his face is somewhat plain and feminine.

I watched one of his comedy specials and a lot of his material was centered around his looks, like how people were often staggered by how exceptionally handsome he is. It felt a little too much like he believed it for it to be just a bit.

There have been other attractive comedians before, I don't understand how this is supposed to be his angle or how it makes him unique.

by Anonymousreply 5November 16, 2023 6:13 PM

She's a very handsome lesbian.

by Anonymousreply 6November 16, 2023 6:28 PM

seen him on TikTok, he's hot

by Anonymousreply 8November 16, 2023 6:58 PM

Not handsome but hot body.

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by Anonymousreply 9November 16, 2023 6:59 PM

He has a great body but he is NOT funny.

by Anonymousreply 10November 16, 2023 7:04 PM

Hot body, dopey face. He isn't handsome.

by Anonymousreply 11November 16, 2023 7:09 PM

Comedians aren’t supposed to be sexy

by Anonymousreply 13November 16, 2023 7:17 PM

[quote]Comedians aren’t supposed to be sexy

Sez who?

by Anonymousreply 14November 16, 2023 7:19 PM

Incredible body. I find his face very handsome much of the time (chiseled jaw and cheekbones and pretty eyes) but from some angles his face looks femme. He isn’t funny at all though.

by Anonymousreply 15November 16, 2023 7:47 PM

Someone is trying hard to make this guy happen. He’s good at crowd work but to call him a comedian is generous. I don’t think I’ve ever heard him tell an actual joke

by Anonymousreply 16November 16, 2023 8:01 PM

his face looks like a puppet or doll... not in a good way

every now and then he has a very funny line... but as a whole he's not funny

and has that desperate ego-driven hunger for approval of so many comedians... only it's not interesting if the comic isn't funny or looks like a marionette

by Anonymousreply 17November 16, 2023 8:08 PM

These days it's hard for any comedian to be funny.

by Anonymousreply 18November 16, 2023 8:10 PM

The writer describes Colin Jost as "stunning."

Does the NYT no longer provide optometric insurance?

by Anonymousreply 19November 16, 2023 8:32 PM

Compared to…Anthony Jeselnik?

by Anonymousreply 20November 16, 2023 8:34 PM

[quote]These days it's hard for any comedian to be funny.

No more jokes about how much you hate your wife, amirite?????

by Anonymousreply 21November 16, 2023 8:36 PM

If I saw Jeselnik in a bar, I wouldn't be able to keep my eyes off him. The rest in this article? Meh.

I also find Gary Gulman's handsome-goofy looks attractive.

by Anonymousreply 22November 16, 2023 8:40 PM

Please, not another thread about this narcissistic, unfunny douche nozzle.

by Anonymousreply 23November 16, 2023 8:40 PM

There's nothing that could be much of a turn off for me than a comedian doing stand ups talking about himself and his looks.

I rather fuck Daniel Tosh.

by Anonymousreply 24November 16, 2023 8:41 PM

It's very obvious he had several plastic surgeries. Cheekbones, jaw, chin are the most obvious. The video below shows him from 10 years ago before he had any shit done.

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by Anonymousreply 25November 16, 2023 9:29 PM

He was cuter before all the grotesque work he's had done.

But one thing all the surgeries still couldn't do was make him funny.

by Anonymousreply 26November 16, 2023 10:05 PM

He still has a shmoo chin.

by Anonymousreply 27November 18, 2023 1:15 PM

I’m surprised that no one’s accused him of being gay on DL…

by Anonymousreply 28December 29, 2023 1:26 AM

Spoke too soon…an old AGC BLIND said that he has a Grindr account…

by Anonymousreply 29December 31, 2023 5:07 PM

Phil Hanley is not just one of the funniest comedians around, he used to be a model when he was young and he's still hot.

Unlike Mr. Plastic Surgery above, he spends his time working on his act, rather than self-promotion.

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by Anonymousreply 30December 31, 2023 5:24 PM

cancelled for being a lothario and lying about jaw surgery. talentless hack who just repeats twitter jokes quickly and does lazy crowd work in a wigger accent. he absolutely sucks.

by Anonymousreply 31December 31, 2023 5:30 PM

I look at him and I think he’d make a great talk show host. His crowdworking skills are pretty good. But his jokes are wildly uneven.

And he should kill the blaccent. It’s worse than Justin Timberlake’s.

by Anonymousreply 32December 31, 2023 5:42 PM

Someone is sure trying to make this guy happen with the gays. This has to be the tenth thread on a barely humorous, overly modified guy here at the DL.

by Anonymousreply 33December 31, 2023 6:02 PM

It’s not just here. I was just listening to a podcast about the business of Hollywood and they expressed shock that this guy got a Netflix special and has been so ubiquitous.

by Anonymousreply 34December 31, 2023 6:10 PM

His recent Netflix comedy special has put him back in the spotlight, mainly because of his joke about the woman he saw with a black eye. YouTube has dozens of people commenting on his faux pas. He’s been trying to appeal to males, and his jokes about domestic abuse was seen both as pandering to the male audience and a diss to the audience that made him the success he is - women.

by Anonymousreply 35December 31, 2023 7:01 PM

I think he’s actually kind of funny. It’s whatever. He seems no more or less talented than the bazillion other stand up comics all over social media and cable.

The whole controversy seems like busy PR work from a press team just following the numbers and seeing where the brainless yapping sheep on social media lead them too. Trust me, they’re all laughing their way to the bank.

by Anonymousreply 36December 31, 2023 7:08 PM

His face work is pretty obvious.

If I spent all that money and only stepped up to "average", I'd be pissed off.

by Anonymousreply 38December 31, 2023 7:20 PM

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